Starbucks

I love this particular Starbucks. The staff are friendly and upbeat. Its clean and comfortable. It offers free WiFi. If you are in a rush phone in your order or if you are able...send it online! You can arrive to have your order ready! There are many Starbucks locations but this one stands out!

I ordered a raisin bagel and a latte with extra foam. Lo and behold, as I buttered the bagel, the face of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ appeared in the bagel and at the same time, in the foam of the latte, the face of the Holy Mother Virgin Mary. This is a very special Starbucks indeed! I was very happy to find this place because in the past, when I've purchased bagels at Panera, upon slicing them, they began to speak in the ancient language of the serpents indicating most of the food at Panera is ridden with demons. It is also close to a Dollar Tree and I like to eat raw hot dogs from there. Appearances by Jesus in a bagel and raw hot dogs afterwords. This is my regular Starbucks from now own! Additionally, the female baristas are modest, God fearing women instead of the usual harlots making drinks at Starbucks, temping men of God to order extra espresso shots and stray fro their marriages.